How often have you wished you could carry your favorite pornstar around in your pocket all day long—only to realize she's just way too big?

Thank heavens for Fleshlight Girls—aka Fleshlights with openings in the shape of your favorite pornstars' parts. Granted, a Fleshlight's probably a bit too big for your pocket—but it's certainly more portable than the real Tera Patrick.

Also makes for great wall art!

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