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Mere hours into her Vegas sojourn (and half a day before the AEE kickoff), your fearless leader encountered her very first pornstar. Standing in line for hotel check-in, she noticed a familiar looking blonde.

"Are you... Bree Olson?"

No.

"Ashlynn Brooke?"

Second time's a charm.

Thankfully, I was not the only one to make this mistake. While on the floor the next morning, a colleague told me that Bree Olson was on the floor—when a quick sojourn to the Adam & Eve booth revealed she had not yet arrived. Ashlynn Brooke, however, was happily signing over at the FyreTV booth.