As you read this, your fearless leader is somewhere above flyover country, on her way to the land of casinos, convention centers, and pornstars. It's that time again: the Adult Entertainment Expo is upon us!

For the next few days, two members of Team Fleshbot (or as we like to call ourselves, Lux and Gram) will be reporting to you live from the Sands Expo Center, giving you an inside look at all the Vegas action (and trying really hard to get Supreme Commandresses Stoya and Joanna Angel to make out).

While we're in Vegas, the lovely and talented Auryn will be helping out with posts, making sure you get your daily dose of smut even as we (well, I) are getting terribly distracted by sexually harassing every Crush Object in sight.

See you on the flip side, kids!

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