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As every cheerleader knows, being constantly horny and slutty is a commitment that comes along with the cheerleader uniform. (Football and basketball games only take up about 10% of the actual job description.)

You might wonder why, exactly, rampant libidos are so important to a well-functioning cheerleading team. Well, wonder no longer—it's simply that constant sexual activity is good for morale... especially when all that sexual activity happens within the squad itself. Go team!

· Carpet munchin' teen cheerleaders in the lockerroom! (pornhub.com)