The hundred pictures in this gallery say everything we need to know about America toward the end of the first decade of the 21st century, or at least they say a lot about its nipples.

I took 3000 pictures of nude pornstresses and nude pornstresses-adjacent this year, which is nothing compared to people who do it well.

From conventions to porn sets to photo shoots at disreputable hotels, Porn Valley came to America.

At no point during the creation of these pictures did I think, "Boy, I'm in the wrong line of work."

But I did often think, "Boy, I'm in the wrong pair of pants."

Happy New Year, friends.

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