By Lux Alptraum, 12:00 PM on Wed Dec 31 2008, 19,551 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Some people like to end the year with a bang... but we prefer to end it with a squirt. And who better to squirt us into the new year than Squirtwoman herself, Jada Fire?

Throw in a little help from Bobbi Starr and an eager gentleman friend, and it's looking like it'll be a very good new year indeed. 2008 who? 2009 is the only year for us, man.

· Jada Fire is Squirtwoman with Bobbi Star (pornhub.com)