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How does someone become a pornstar? Well, first you have to start hanging around the sets of pornos—and then you'll be the star of one in no time!

Don't believe us? Take a look at Kelly: she's tired of working hard for pornstars all day, and not getting to share in the, um, glory. But good things come to those who wait, right? Good things and orgasms, we should say.

· On the set they share a shower (redtube.com)