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As 2008 draws even closer to its close, we'd like to take a stroll down memory lane, remembering our most newsworthy most read stories. Yes, it's time for the top ten stories of 2008.

In a year of gubernatorial sex scandals, topless Aussie pop stars, Sarah Palin, and, yes, the (gasp!) Gene Simmons sex tape, what stories rose to the top? Read on to see (and, uh, watch out for Gene Simmons's tongue.

10) Postcards From Las Vegas: Abby Winters Lesbian Makeout Session

9) Flesh Flicks: Massage Training (You're Doing It Wrong)

8) Flesh Flicks: Smurf Me

7) Flesh Flicks: Blowjobs 101

6) Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes

5) International House Of Porn Tapes: Top Ten Amateur Videos From Around The World

4) On The Set Of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

3) Real College Wrestling Jocks @ Fratmen.tv (No, Really!)

2) The Secret Life Of Jess Origliasso

1) Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"