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You've worked in porn, and now you want to retire. You're not rich enough to retire on a pile of money, and you don't want to work with kids. Where do you go? Reality TV.

We're not sure if it's a sign that porn has gone mainstream or a sign that former pornstars can't do anything but reality TV, but after seeing Corrie Loftin, Brandi C., Brandi M., and even Megan Hauserman naked, we're starting to think that getting your kit off might be a prerequisite for making it as a reality tv star. Not that we're complaining or anything (would we ever complain about naked girls?).

Corrie Loftin aka Davin Lexen

Brandi M aka Purely Pamela (right-thoughts.us)

Brandi C aka Brittany Burke (kellyfind.com)

Megan Hauserman (kellyfind.com)

· VH1 Reality Star Brandi M. Has Porn Past (avn.com)