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What we're about to tell you, the government does not want you to know. So listen carefully, because we're only going to say this once.

There are experiments taking place in outer space. And not just any experiments: ones that include latex, nurses, and a lot of anal sex.

Aliens, or what we can only assume are aliens (or men wearing odd tribal masks) are having sexual relations with nurses—all for the sake of science, of course. Under the watchful eye of doctors, scientists, and the military (and now you), these experiments are taking place in space. At least our tax dollars are finally being put to good use.

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· Anal Nurses from outer space (pornhub.com)