At first listen, it may seem as though Lucy Lee is bragging about her amazing "bonsai" blowjob—but we suspect she's actually saying her oral skills are "banzai."

Yes, we'll admit that we spent several whole minutes trying to figure out some similarities between the ministrations of Lucy's mouth and, well, the art of cultivating miniature trees, but it seems far more likely that she's trying to tell us that her blowjobs last ten thousand years (if only!), or that they were once enjoyed by Buckaroo Banzai. Because come on, let's face it: there's nothing miniature about that tree she's got in her mouth.

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