Remember when crack whores and pornstars could walk the streets safely? Yeah, we don't either, but that's why the sex worker hotline is there to help those in need—even a sexual kind of need.

With a slogan like "To Protect The Filthy Whores!", how could they not be our heroes? With all the work they do, looking out for sex workers, protecting them from all the crazy stalkers, serial killers and other dangerous characters that are out there on the mean streets, they deserve some kind of reward. But what kind of reward, exactly? Well, they are protecting sex workers... so maybe sex might be an appropriate payment. You know, just a thought.

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