If you somehow still haven't figured out how to get into porn (but you still really, really want to), well, good news: Cheri magazine is here to help you out.

In partnership with Real Productions (the team behind Playboy TV's "The Boy Nexxt Door"), Cheri will be offering ordinary readers like you—yes, you—the chance to debut in a Real Productions video. There's just one catch: while they're helping you break into the jizz biz (and a few Cheri models too, heh), they'll also be documenting your foray into porn in their brand new "Put You In Porn" column. But hey, how could that possibly go wrong?

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