Aw man—we turn our heads for two seconds, and suddenly the world (or at least Mexico) erupts in a sex scandal. And not just any sex scandal—one involving the Virgin Mary.

Now, if you ask us, celebrating the Christmas season with a nude pictorial of the Virgin Mary makes perfect sense. But apparently, we're not the people of Mexico, who were none too pleased about Playboy's nude devotional (something about being devout Catholics?). So, in sum, boobs (Mary boobs!) were shown, outrage was expressed, scandal happened, and Playboy apologized. Such is the cycle of life.

But hey, if you're not a devout Catholic—or at least, aren't offended by the idea of the Virgin Mary (gasp!) having boobs—pictures are, of course, available online.

· Pictures: Playboy Virgin María Florencia Onori Is A True Blessing! (machochip.com)

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