Stars! They're just like us! They go to sex shops! Okay, this has to be the saddest scandal around, but there you have it: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were photographed in a dildo shop.

Frankly, we're thrilled to know that the young teens have a healthy enough attitude about sexuality that they're a) willing to step into a sex toy shop and b) willing to let a fan take photographs with them in said scandalous location. But, uh, maybe next time they'll go somewhere classy like Babeland, and not whatever cheap place this is?

· Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in 'Sex Shop Musical' (defamer.com)

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