How could we let topless calendar season pass without a nod to Rosie Jones? New to the scene, Rosie's only recently come to our attention—but we're sure she won't be leaving the spotlight anytime soon.

And sure, her calendar may have all the functionality of, well, a line of numbers and letters with no place to write important reminders (like "Dental Appointment" or "Fleshbot's Birthday!")—but somehow, Rosie just has a way of making us forget about all those things.

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· Rosie Jones 2009 Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

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