Romantic vampire film "Twilight" has been out less than three weeks, and already its inspired a porn spoof. Brought to you by the people behind the non-Hustler Sarah Palin porno, "Twilight of Virginity" proves that vampires can still be sexy even when Anna Paquin's breasts aren't involved. (xesenta.com)

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