By Evelyn Leigh, 6:30 PM on Thu Dec 4 2008, 21,239 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Billy's on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and he just needs is a sign—something, anything to tell him what to do next. As luck would have it, Billy gets that sign from two pornstars armed with a simple message: "ONROP". What could that possibly mean? Oh wait... we get it. PORNO. Well, it's true: porn usually is the answer to all of life's problems.

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