By Lux Alptraum, 11:30 AM on Mon Dec 1 2008, 6,578 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Given the, um, passion that many have for cycling, it's not really surprising that someone took it upon themselves to create a calendar devoted to bicycles (and the sexy ladies that love them, natch). The aptly named Cyclepassion calendar is now in its fourth iteration—yet somehow, in all that time, no one's thought to include a dildo bicycle in the mix. Really, do we have to think of everything?

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· Cyclepassion 2009 (cyclepassion.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)