Last night on "Porntertainment Tonight"—er, sorry, "Entertainment Tonight"—the team took a look, hard look at "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX." Porn spoofs! So cutting edge! Frankly, we're torn between wanting to mock ET for its recent infatuation with porn... and kinda being excited that a mainstream TV show is spending so much time talking about porn. Think they'll have us on as a guest expert?

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