By this point, we're all more than aware that if you're a topless girl without a topless calendar—well, you just ain't a superstar. Unfortunately, it seems that Jakki Degg didn't learn this until the very last minute, as her "calendar" isn't particular functional—at least not in the telling you what day of the week it is, giving you spaces to write down important dates sense. But you know, maybe that's for the best—we only need so many calendars, but we can always use more hot naked pictures.

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· Jakki Degg Official 2009 Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

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