So maybe Sylvia McFarland was making porn long before we were even born—should that really prevent us from declaring her a Crush Object? We think not! Sylvia's got all the makings of a Crush Object Extraordinaire: a beautiful body, a way with the camera... and boobs the size of our head. They just don't make them like Sylvia anymore... can we petition them to start production up again?

· Meet Sylvia McFarland (babysinead.com)

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