What's with all the pornstars on the teevee this week? We just caught a glimpse of Ron Jeremy (yes, the Hedgehog) on "Judge Jeanine Pirro," where he and Ponderosa Sun Club owner Scarlett Schmitt were suing Nikki Nine for a breach of contract (and not a very sexy one, either). See? Pornstars are just like us—they can't solve their problems themselves, either. Clip above. (more @ xbiz.com)

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