You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the "Pirates II" press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the "Pirates" team is on a world tour... and in many places in the world, it's still very, very warm. Regardless, we can't complain too much about the neverending hype that is the "Pirates" franchise: after all, more "Pirates" marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins!

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