"Smoking Hot Latinas": What's In A Title?

Biohazard front man Evan Seinfeld is arguably a man of many talents. In addition to creating some of the hardest teen angst music of my childhood, and the seminal rock rap anthem of high school senior year, he also appeared as a recurring character in the HBO prison drama, "Oz." Since those days, he’s moved on to a different field, marrying the reigning queen of porn, Tera Patrick and—for those of you just tuning in—launching a joint porno production company. We here at Fleshbot HQ watched Tera and her ink scrawled hubby as they took their first shaky steps; impure hopes quivering in our dirty little hearts. After a shaky start, it seems that the pair have finally made good on their promise of being the crossover couple of the decade.

The quality of their releases has definitely improved, and the launch of Rockstar Pimp seems to indicate that Evan's given up on his Spyder Jones persona and is literally just going for it balls out. In short order, Evan's taken what other rockers dream about and made it a reality: yes, he's fucking hot pornstars and getting paid for it.

This week he ups the ante with the release "Smoking Hot Latinas," fresh off the presses from his hardcore imprint, Iron Cross. It's truly impressive on many levels, not the least of which is the sincerity of the title. We're pretty blown away by just how far Evan has come in his pornographic evolution, going from mainstream interloper judged with a cautious but weary cynicism to performing in every single scene of his latest release like a full on porn stud! Our hats—and pants—are off to you, buddy!

With Evan plowing recklessly through simmering hot starlets Ann Marie Rios, Alexis Luv, Cassandra Cruz, Renae Cruz, and Rebeca Linares, we’re sure he’s bound to run across a certain degree of hatred and jealousy—but after peeking this gallery he sent over we guarantee that scorn and embarrassment will not accompany them.

"Smoking Hot Latinas" releases this week from Iron Cross and Tera Patrick Productions. Hate all you want.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

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