Can you imagine what a miserable state would the world be in if Briana Banks wasn't around to constantly save it? Well, you can imagine all you want—but we don't even want to think about that possibility. Before Briana, we never thought of lab nerds and germ research as masturbation fodder... but when Briana's involved, well, it's a different story. We had no idea that making an antidote included getting naked (which may explain why all our attempts at antidotes always failed). But now that we've been schooled by Briana, we can start saving the world too, and give the girl a day off (even superpornstarheroes need a break sometimes, you know).

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· Briana sucks hard and gets it hard (redtube.com)

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