Seeing Keeley Hazell covered in gold paint this past summer was one thing, seeing 34FF Summer Cummings covered in gold paint for Bizarre magazine is all together another. Now if only that awards show would give out girls like Summer as a prize, instead of those little statuettes—well, we might actually be motivated to try and win something! (bizarremag.com)

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