First there was The Mammary Game, where memory games meet lots and lots of boobs; now Mary Carey makes a cameo appearance on a website for Sturdy Wings, the movie's Big Brother/Big Sister-style mentoring program. Not only is Mary a pornstar—she's also a proud mentor, one who loves sharing her impressive oral skills with the children in her life. Oral meaning vocabulary, you perv. Now if only they could make a promo where we get to see Mary showing off her boobs (sorry, mammaries)—then we'd definitely go see the movie. Maybe.

· Sturdy Wings (sturdywings.com, via avn.com; sound warning!)
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