As the reigning AVN Unsung Starlet of the Year, Gianna Michaels might rightly be viewed as the underdog in this election—though frankly, we prefer to think of her as a woman of the people. With generous assets and breadth of service, Gianna has shown that she's ready and willing to serve the common man (or woman), tending to each and every need as her duty requires.

While Gianna may not have the proven leadership ability of a Joanna Angel, we feel that her years of service to her community have shown that she's a woman who knows what her people need. And with her impressive endowment, we feel certain she'll be more than capable of making all our hopes and dreams come true.

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