We've all watched pornos and thought, "Gee, that's not so hard... I could totally do that!" Well, kids, now's your chance to prove it. AVN has just announced their first ever Erotic Film Festival, a chance for unknown erotic filmmakers to make a name for themselves (and maybe make some cash in the process). Your seven minute film could be your ticket to a big studio deal. Just try to be creative, okay? Your pirates battling Sarah Palin while Eliot Spitzer barters for a hooker idea sounds great... but we have a feeling its been done.

· AVN Erotic Film Festival 2009 (avnfilmfest.com)
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