Ever dreamed of having phone sex with Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel? She might be too busy to make time for your call, but you can experience the thrill vicariously through Chris Nieratko's interview with the one and only punk rock princess. More in the mood for some emotional intimacy with Joanna? She tells us she's finally started her very own blog, XOXO Joanna Angel. The good news: she likes to post dirty pictures. The bad news: the gangbangs don't cross over from the other "XOXO Joanna Angel." (viceland.com + xoxojoannaangel.com)

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