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Which President once said “Are you prepared for the storm of lovemaking with which you will be assailed?” What did LBJ nickname his dick? Which president was photographed in a bathtub receiving oral sex from a partner who was not his wife? Playboy has the answers in their presidential sex quiz... which, as far as we're concerned, contains the most important info you'll ever need to know about the leaders of our country. (playboy.com, via nerve.com)