Too scared to take your erotic activities underwater? Don't worry—there's plenty of fun to be had on the shore. With the help of a few of your aquaphobic friends, you'll forget about that scuba sex in no time. Sure, it's not quite as majestic as screwing under the sea, but we find that land sex its own unique charms. For instance: ever try sea bukkake? Yeah, it doesn't work out so well.

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