A look back at the week that was...

· Breaking: Serra Paylin is still getting nailed.
· Bree Olson and Eva Angelina are sweet as pie... until you pit them against one another.
· The horror! The horror! The... night of the giving head?
· Still looking for a Halloween costume? These girls might be able to help you out.

· The Germans love Stoya. Which makes them exactly like everyone else.
· Why, Nerve, you don't look a day over nine.
· Bestill our hearts, it's Chapel Waste!
· Forget diamonds: vibrators are a girl's real best friend.

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