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Welcome to BoneTown. Population: you. And a bunch of scantily-clad hot chicks with sex on the brain. Oh, and some agents of The Man, who seem bent on ruining the party for everyone. We'd love to tell you more about the inner workings of the game, but it's PC-only, so we couldn't actually download the demo. Luckily, this lovely BoneTown resident is more than happy to give you the scoop on her hometown (and jump up and down in her bikini, too!).

· BoneTown (bonetown.com)