Over the years, various Fleshbot staffers have attempted to turn Fleshbot into a shrine to the irreplaceable Keeley Hazell. Although those efforts were ultimately thwarted, Keeley fanatics can finally rest easy: Fleshbot may have resisted the draw of all Keeley, all the time, but FHM has given in to the urge, setting up their very own shrine to the lovely Miss Hazell. With photos, wallpapers, and a link that unforgettable Keeley Lady Selector, it's got everything a true Keeley fan could ever want. Well, except for a way to magically transport Keeley into your bedroom—but really, that's asking a lot.

· The Keeley Collection (fhm.com)

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