We'd like to have a word with whoever it is that books the cover models over at Bizarre Magazine. Tera Patrick, Sophie Howard, Dita von Teese, April Flores, and now Vikki Blows, too? Whoever you are, get out of our heads and stop scheduling amazingly hot shoots of our very favorite models! Enough with the topless photos of the women who keep us up at night! Or, er, wait. No, don't stop, actually. Carry on with the sexy photo shoots. You're doing just fine.

· Vikki Blows In Bizarre Magazine: video and photos (bizarremag.com)

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