We totally understand if talk of Daniel Radcliffe's wang has soured you a bit on the theater. But rest assured, Harry Potter isn't the only scantily clad celebrity who's gracing the stage. Beautiful British model (and, apparently, actress) Kelly Brook appears in "Fat Pig" wearing only a bikini. Granted, you don't have to pay for theater tickets just to see Kelly Brook in a bikini... but isn't it a nice incentive? Gallery after the jump.

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