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Like Hal Holbrook with Mark Twain and Sam Waterson with Abraham Lincoln, Jada Fire is our generation's premiere interpreter of Condoleezza Rice. "This is the second time I've played Condi," Fire said on the set of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" this weekend. "The first time was in 'Spunk'd' when I knocked George Bush into a pool of come."

"Who's Nailin' Paylin?" also features Lisa Ann (and Sindee Jennings) as "Serra Paylin" and Nina Hartley as "Hillary."

But it is the Brick House Fire who has twice been called upon to channel Rice, herself the only National Security Advisor-turned-Secretary of State to have an oil tanker named after her.

"She's got a great ass," Fire noted.

Would Mdm. Secretary be honored?

"Condi's gonna kill me," Fire said.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Nailin' Paylin for America (gramponante.com)