The Brooklyn girls are back. Last year, 12 foxy femmes from the borough banded together for a sexy calendar (for charity, natch) and they've done it again for 2009. They've abandoned Coney Island to become "working girls"—no, not that kind—but we think you'll like the results just the same. And if you've got a problem with Brooklyn girls, maybe you can explain it to them before they bash your teeth in.

· I Heart Brooklyn Girls 2009 (iheartbrooklyngirls.com)
· I *Heart* Brooklyn Girls Calendar 2009 (pleasurehappens.blogspot.com)

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