In spite of the show's brilliant viral marketing, we somehow managed to miss the first few episodes of "True Blood," HBO's vampire drama. But after tuning in last night, we have a feeling we'll be keeping a closer watch on the series. Forget the whole vampire thing: there are boobs in this show. And not just any boobs—famous boobs! Anna Paquin's boobs! Our subscription to HBO just paid for itself.

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