Discerning travelers know that some of the best restaurants in the world can be your very own hotel room. The food that you can get delivered right to your door at some of these luxury resorts rivals most four star restaurants and you don't have to put on a jacket and tie to eat it. Heck, you don't even have to put on underwear! The only thing to remember is that some hard working guy probably had to bring your delivery all the way up stairs (in the elevator), so be sure to tip generously.

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