Why, hello there, Serena Williams. All that tennis playing has certainly done your body some good! We'd make a lewd remark about your assets (and, hey, your titsets too), but we have a feeling that all that tennis playing also endowed you with the ability to beat us up. So we'll just sit here and quietly enjoy the lovely, lovely view.

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