It's a jungle out there—and by "there" we mean "the living room." Yes, camouflage has its benefits even in suburban environments, but the trick is that you have to keep the fatigues on your body. Once you start hiking up your skirt, it makes it much easier for predators to see you and then, well ... you know the rest.

. . .

· hardcore army brat welcome (PornHub)

Send an email to Dashiell Bennett, the author of this post, at .