You know that times are tough all over when even a well-established star like Nautica Thorn has to moonlight in the construction trades just to make ends meet. Of course, like anyone who has to work two jobs knows, there's only one that will remain your true calling—the occupation that really allows you to show off your talents. No matter how many light fixtures she has to screw in, Nautica will always remember where her real passion lies. Like they say, when you find a job you love, you never have to "work" again.

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