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Clara Meadmore of Great Britain has lived for 105 years and has never—not once—had sex. "I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things," she says. True, it can be a hassle ... but if you have 105 years, surely she must have been able to squeeze it in there somewhere? (dailymail.co.uk)