The incredible thing about this sexual implement made in the likeness of the Democratic nominee for president is not that it exists—it's what took so long? After all we've already seen two different butt plugs devoted to our existing president (plus numerous other celebrity sex toys and Obama has been running for like six years now, so what was the hold up? (Maybe it was all the time spent on the super keen website.) If you're having trouble finding the right hope and inspiration for that Os for Obama thing, perhaps this will solve your problem.

· HeadOState (headostate.com)

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