How many times has this happened to you: you're sitting down to watch a brand new porno movie, one that you've gotten really excited about—only, right as you're starting to get into it, the actors go and ruin everything by having sex? Man, what is up with that? Why do pornstars always have to ruin a good scene by going and getting naked (or worse, fucking)?

Thankfully, someone's finally come up with a solution: James Gunn's "PG Porn" (produced in partnership with Spike) offers all the best of porno movies, with none of that nasty sex stuff. Get a taste of porn gone PG with "Nailing Your Wife" (starring the one and only Aria Giovanni and that one dude that was in that movie) after the jump.

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Nailing Your Wife

· PG Porn (pgporn.tv)
· PG Porn On Spike (spike.com)

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