Many years ago, when we were eager young teens bent on learning everything there was to know about the world, we gamely tried to learn Morse code. And failed. Horribly. Try as we might, we just couldn't get all those dits and dots and doots to stick in our brains. Frustrated, and more than a little embarrassed, we moved on to other, easier pursuits (like, for instance, learning everything there is to know about porn). But now, years later, it seems like our dream of learning Morse code might actually become a reality: we just have to learn it via the aid of a pulsating nipple. If only we'd realized that in our youth! (Instructional video after the jump.)

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