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Been searching for that perfect coffee table, the one with just the right balance of style and substance, the one that will really tell people exactly what you're about? If IKEA feels too cheap and Design Within Reach, well, isn't in reach, consider going with something a little less traditional. Decorative Girls offers a wide selection of human furniture, from coffee tables to bookshelves to buffets. It may be a little hard to adjust to, but after a few weeks, you'll wonder how you ever managed to live without a naked girl to rest your drink on.

· Decorative Girls (decorativegirls.com, preview gallery here, via indienudes.com)